After sitting in an ungodly number of briefs, from everyone who can spell chain-of-command, I don’t like driving from work to home for fear that some “motivator” is going to “think” I am going somewhere else. God bless and help their souls. I have been following the guidelines to a tee since this started.

If some yahoo (not yahoo.com or yahoo.co.jp) did not understand that you cannot go to, let’s say, Rose Garden to sit and have a meal during the reflection, PUT HIS SILLY BUTT (you know) OFF THE ISLAND.

Tangent: The first idiot that got a cup of McDonalds coffee (back when they didn’t read “Caution Hot”) and burned himself AND sued my favorite geedunk factory should’ve gotten backhanded.

My boss (via the chain) tells me no off base, I no go. It’s pretty simple really. My immediate boss tells me to put in a request if me needs to go visit my sick aunt-in-law at the byoyin, I put in a request. Is it that hard? Is it that complicated? There is a small violin playing…

If you have a serious problem with the liberty restrictions, it may be time to reevaluate. Reevaluate everything: your life, your choices, your inner self, your understanding of any contracts that you signed without really reading, and hey - your chain-of-command. I am not pleased with this period, but understand the why and I’s comply. Ha-ha (Simpson show) to the eeediots (think Ren & Stimpy) that don’t get it and GET it. Please proceed to the nearest terminal and ba-bye now. Oh, please sign this twice before leaving if you will…